By Just A. Bartender
Dilworth, NC – So there are some questions and arguments that have come up during this time of giving. Let’s look at all this hubbub going on as gifts.
Brad Childress to Brett Favre – A ration of shit, and embarrassing a legend on national TV. I myself didn’t see it when it happened, I was busy hosting my Hideous XMas party 12 blocks from the bruhaha. Childress get over yourself, you have staked your career on building a team around a player you didn’t have, now you have him, you are a couple of wins away from a bye in the playoffs, let him check off and try to win this thing for you. Favre is teflon, no matter what he does people love him and will always love him, he is John Wayne wrapped around Joe Montana. Ride the storm and win the NFC.
Floyd Mayweather to Manny Pacquiao – I can’t beat you, so I need an excuse. Mayweather’s whining is nothing but building in a reason why he won’t win this fight. Pacquiao doesn’t like needles, and Mayweather’s camp knows this, but by Pacquiao not wanting this kind of drug testing he looks like a cheater. This will get settled, but not with the Olympic testing system, it will be urine tests, so Mayweather’s little crybaby ass can say Pacquiao cheated after he pounds Mayweather’s face in.
MWC to Pac 10 – Wake up… After last night’s bludgeoning of Oregon State, BYU and the Mountain West once again have reminded the Pac 10 and the BCS that they belong. Watch for Utah to beat Cal tonight, and TCU to maim Boise State. Of course the BCS won’t let the Mountain West play anyone anymore, because all they do is win.
NHL to NBA – A great idea: rest your veterans, playoff seeding doesn’t matter. The Cavs have been at it all year, resting Shaq and Z, now the Celtics have shut down Paul Pierce for two weeks. Go ahead Lakers tear through the season with the best record, and to be as rested in the playoffs. The regular season doesn’t matter, get a top four seed and you can be fine, if you are rested.
Women’s basketball to the sportsworld – Nothing!!! Put whatever numbers in front of team names, it doesn’t make it a must see event.
Sun Belt to the SEC – The best non-conference record every year. The SEC went 10-0 against the Sun Belt this year, 22-1 against non-BCS conferences. Of course they didn’t play any Mountain West Schools. This leaves them 10-5 against other BCS schools, good, but isn’t time that we see Florida go on the road, or Alabama play someone tough somewhere other than in Atlanta.
Braves to Yankees – Javier Vazquez… Not so fast, the Braves have extra pitching and Melky Cabrera is good and cheap, so the Braves will either spin him into another player or be a good player for Atlanta.
With that said here is my last wish list for Santa this year…
- Tiger, please divorce the bitch so we can get on with the chasing of Jack Nicklaus’ records.
- Andy MacPhail, please, please, please sign someone that isn’t a rebuilding project. Matt Holliday is good friends with Garrett Atkins, hopefully that is why you took this risk. Brian Roberts would love it as well.
- College Football, please do something about the schedule. I understand the BCS seems to be the problem, but if you look deeper, the problem is no one plays anybody anymore. Get New Mexico State and Florida International off the schedule and play a home and home, Ohio State and Florida…